bad news! you got a good news!

How come?
Here we go..

boss : hei andre, i have a good news for you
me : yes bos? what is it? (i got bad feeling about this!)
boss : i have a laptop for you, just go to the admin dept and grab it!
me : wow, thanx alot boss (aaaaargh)

Sejarah nya gini bok!
Gw dah mati2an nabung gaji dari 2 perusahaan plus jual motor buat beli macbook.
Taw ndiri gmn girang nya dapetin barang impian pokoknya selain macbook dah ga nglirik yang lain lagi deh.
Gw dah nyaman pake macbook tercintaku, tiba-tiba gw harus pake laptop kantor yang ber OS mikocok windows.
Sementara kebijakan kantor gw harus pke fasilitas kantor untuk kerjaan kantor and gw kerja ga cuma di kantor tp traveling ksana kemari.
Tak mau ganti.. apalagi laptopnya bukan apple huhuhu
Help me..
Ummm buat alasan apa ya?

*wondering*

me : sorry bos, i can’t operate windows OS
boss : you stupid! learn it or i fired you!
me : but i want to use my laptop
boss : sure, use it but not for company business!
me : can i use my laptop for company business?
boss : sure but not in this company
me : why?
boss : rule number one, boss is always right (ih kok dia tau masalah ginian??)
me : common boss i tread u pecel lele
boss : thanx, i prefer pecel telor (aaaargh)
me : deal
boss : kidding
me : hmpf
boss : talk to my hand

Aaah bodo ah..
Masalah nya ga mungkin gw tour kmana2 bawa laptop dua
Selain ribet, riskan, dan rusuh
Mikocok ama mac kan ga akur hihihi..

Fiuuh.. curhat tak menyelesaikan masalah but legaan.
Ada yang bersedia merawat macbook gw slama gw ke Bali?

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